... one girl came up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children were sitting down around the pastor, he leaned over and said to the girl, “That is a very pretty dress.

... At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.

...“Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

...was reading Bible stories to his young son.

...and her 4 year old daughter were in the car on the way to preschool. The doctor/mother had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

...was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

Lil Miss: "Mommy, I have to blow my nose."
RM: "Okay, let me get a tissue."
Lil Miss: "No, I like your sleeve better."

...when one said to the other “should we invite Helen?” and one of their six year old sons says “I can’t say that word right?” His mom said “what word son?” He said “that bad word.”

...after daycare before I got home from work, she had her own playroom at their house. She wanted her grandpa to move the couch out of the garage and put it in her playroom.

...my mother was pulled over by the police for speeding. My daughter said ahh oooo grandma BUSTED! Then she began to worry and asked do we have to go to jail??

...I was having with a friend of mine I had mentioned having a St Peppers Heart Club band record when I was a kid. She says mom whats a record. Wow I am old!

...who loved to read, she like all 12 year olds learned alot from books, she told me one day that she is almost grown up she is now an a-doll-scent (adolescent).

...I am older than his dad. He told me when he came home that he was bragging about it on the bus. He said, I told all my friends that I have a mom thats older than my dad!!

...that one of the boys in his class had a Daddy and a Step Daddy, he was very excited. He came home

...the teachers usually help the kindergarten kids make a mothers day gift for their moms. In order to make a beautiful card for his mommy one little boy was asked about his mothers favorite things.

...race the announcer said it was going to start and a little girl in front of us said they are going to race school buses with kids on them?

...that I remember my son saying is when we were leaving for work early one sunny morning and my sweet little 18 month old boy complains “Mommy, the moon, the moon is in my eyes.”

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

This morning Milo looked at the ice in his glass of water and then looked up at me and said, "That ice looks like you're eyes."

As reported by the babysitter:
MILO: I want to go upstairs to mommy's office.
ALLIE: Your mommy is working.
MILO: At her job?
ALLIE: Yup.
MILO: Daddy goes to work at his job.

"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous
look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did
it and not me.

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores?

1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3 They say she used to be nice.

1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

...She woke up really sick one night and vomitted everywhere. It was on her, on her bed sheets, on her pillow case. She was crying so loudly that her 13 year old and 2 year old sister both woke up.

..."Why do I have to go to school when I'm never leaving home anyway?."

...after my wedding rings were stolen (he was three) presented me with a plastic spider ring from Halloween and told me when he grew up he was going to marry me and get me much bigger rings than daddy

...to his father.

...to my sister on a recent visit.

...when he was four years old went swimming at the local pool with my husband, son and his father. They went into the men's locker room.

...when I was pregnant wanted to know where babies came from, since I am an OB nurse I told him the truth, matter of factly with pictures and all.

...when he was five and I was pregnant with his brother did not believe I had a baby in my belly. He came to the 20 week ultrasound with us.

...when he was three, asked his father to buy him something at the store.

...in the supermarket with his unfortunate father, in the feminine products aisle. My husband trying to remember which tampons I wanted.

...in my pre-k class was caught coming up dripping from putting his head in the toilet. I asked him why did you do that and he replied "I don't know but I didn't drink any"

...to a Bible story.

...looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

...who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

...they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"